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Car Humor and Car Jokes Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Rvinyl.com, Oct 27, 2013.

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    Rvinyl.com Member

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    Here in NYC you see these owls on all sorts of buildings to scare off the rats with wings (AKA pigeons). Who knows if it works though!
     
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    Flexin Admin Staff Member Founding Member Top Event

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    It works for the most part. You get some tough birds that are crazy enough to get close enough to test it out. Some will rest on them but most birds are afraid of Owls.

    James
     
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    caparica007 Active Member Founding Member Top Thread Chevy Truck Club

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    That's interesting info, luckily I don't have issues with birds along as I don't park under any trees... :)
     
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    Found this on Twitter today.

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    James
     
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    Sorry, haven't posted in a bit but was busy with the holidays. Also, HSBC decided to close our business account on short notice so we had a bunch of running around to do to make sure everybody gets paid. Hard to run payroll without a bank account. Anyway, I was looking up precut window tint because I wanted to do a piece on the options we offer for tints (e.g., front only, back only, rear windshields, visors, etc.) and I stumbled upon what is possibly the best rear windshield tint ever. Just for clarity: we DON'T offer this but kudos to whoever did this.

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    http://funny-car-pics.blogspot.com/2013/12/the-best-window-tint-ever.html
     
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    Flexin Admin Staff Member Founding Member Top Event

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    That's crazy.

    James
     
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    Mmm, I don't get that image, it's the reflection of 2 people?
     
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    This is a joke that gets me some laughs:

    The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ''You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?''
    The driver is understandably hesistant and says, ''I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that.''
    But the pope persists, ''Please?''
    The driver finally lets up. ''Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the pope.''
    So the pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
    Cop: ''Chief, I have a problem.''
    Chief: ''What sort of problem?''
    Cop: ''Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.''
    Chief: ''Important like the mayor?''
    Cop: ''No, no, much more important than that.''
    Chief: ''Important like the governor?''
    Cop: ''Wayyyyyy more important than that.''
    Chief: ''Like the president?''
    Cop: ''More.''
    Chief: ''Who's more important than the president?''
    Cop: ''I don't know, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!''
     
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    That was good.

    James
     
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    LOL, good one! :D

    Something for the Ms.

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    That never happened to me, I caught mild snow but that was it, that an experience I don't want to have. :)
     
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    Mmmm, it's a funny one, I missed it! I really don't think ANYONE would enjoy that on the car! :D
     
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    I think it can be used as sort of a "secret signal" that a hooker is on that car and she is selling her services! Yeah, come to think of it, it can be used for that purpose! :D
     
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    Hooker car lol, they better be registered or the police will spot them easily... :p Well, good idea, a brand for registered hookers? :D

    Look what happened to me yesterday...!

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    What animal is that? Is that a rat? A cat? I seriously can't identify it!

    Anyway, I think in the Netherlands prostitution is legal, so I guess it will be suitable there!
     
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    It's supercat, come on sidney... :)

    Actually @Rvinyl.com that HAS happened to me, next time I will put a sign like that! :)
     
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